Name - Bryan (David) Beale
Age - 15
Sex - Male
Hobbies - Skateboarding, Computers, Phreaking, Devirginating young beautiful girls, scaring people, reading, drinking herbal tea, licking frog's backs

Favorites

Food - Mexican, Pizza, Chinese
Movies - Monty Python and the Holy Grail, War Games, Half Baked, Fight Club
TV Shows - Saturday Night Live, Kids in The Hall, The Simpsons, Beavis and Butthead, Six Feet Under, Howard Stern
Girls - Jenna Jameson, Chasey Lain, Kylie Ireland, Janine, blonde surfer chicks
Music - Fugazi, Minor Threat, TSOL, 7 seconds, Mr. Bungle, Dead Kennedys, Operation Ivy, NOFX, Bad Brains, Styx
Saturday Night Live Sketch - Sprockets, Wekend Update
People - Ed Tempelton, Jason Adams, every gid looking girl that likes me, Chris Senn