If You :

• Are easily offended
• Take yourself way more seriously than others do
• Thought It was "Such a shame about that Ramsey Girl!"
• Support any Redneck running for office
• Can't appreciate Fart/Pee jokes
• Are a slag called "Rebecca"
• Don't like VIZ Comics (UK only)
• Clog up the bog with tons of paper
• Can't appreciate anyone's point of view ... but your own.
• Spell Espresso with an "x"
• Go to Williams
• Don't like poking fun at dead people
• Or anything close to that